I am… 

Cheap yet Expensive 

Deep yet Shallow 

Thick yet Thin 

I’m Full of it. Are Youse

We’re all a mass of contradictions. Upyourselfness is the best psychological shield in a world that has gone crazy

Right now there’s an ugly bitchfight happening between political correctness & freedom of speech

It’s judgement day everyday these days. Paranoia is the new black. And free speech comes at a price

People are getting cancelled more regularly than a known carrier’s domestic flights

Walk thru the jungle of jargon and the hills of hilarity to find our way back to an individual’s true freedom UPYOURSELFNESS Of which, I myself, have a PhDs

“Effie still manages to shock and surprise her audience every time she opens her mouth, which is constantly.” Patrick Macdonald – Adelaide Advertiser 

Upcoming Dates

Adelaide Fringe Festival, Garden of Unearthly Delights, SA
Saturday March 9th & Sunday March 10th

George Fairfax Theatre, Arts Centre Melbourne, VIC
as part of the Melbourne Comedy Festival – Friday April 12th, Saturday April 13th & Friday April 19th, 8pm

Factory Theatre, Marrickville, NSW
as part of the Sydney Comedy Festival – Friday May 17th, 7pm

Concourse Concert Hall, Chatswood, NSW
as part of the Sydney Comedy Festival – Saturday May 18th, 7pm

The Princess Theatre, Brisbane
Sunday May 26th, 7.30pm