HELLO GOOD THANKS

BETTER OUT THAN IN

People what’s happened in the last couple of years? Exactly! 

Talk about mental as anything. 

The sh*t hit the fan and there was no toilet paper to clean it with.

Me? I’d been in physical lockdown, sexually that is, for most of my life.

And I don’t wanna brag but…my hot husband and I clocked up a lot of
‘Rooting Frequent Flyer’ points. 

Yep I went from Bronze to Platinum in nine months.

But we’re all finally out. Out of the House and Out of the Pantry. 

Seriously it was so bad I thought about writing a COVID memoir called ‘Eat,
Pray, Eat.’

Come see my hit stage show, ‘Better Out Than In.’

And let me lift youse up where youse belong!

Upcoming Dates

Sunday OCTOBER 16th 2022, 7pm
at Everglades Country Club, NSW

Friday OCTOBER 28th 2022, 8.30pm
at Vineyard Hotel, Windsor, NSW

Sunday OCTOBER 30th 2022, 8.30pm
at Exchange Hotel, Hamilton, NSW

Friday NOVEMBER 4th 2022, 8.30pm
at Juniors Kingsford, NSW

Saturday NOVEMBER 5th 2022, 8pm
at Canterbury Leagues Club, NSW

Friday NOVEMBER 11th 2022, 8.30pm
at Liverpool Catholic Club, NSW

Saturday NOVEMBER 19th 2022, 7.30pm
at Katoomba RSL, NSW

Sunday NOVEMBER 20th 2022, 7pm
at Halekulani Bowling Club, NSW

Saturday NOVEMBER 26th 2022, 8pm
at Wenty Leagues Club, NSW

“Effie is sharp, funny and fearless”
– Daily Review

“You get the feeling Effie will never be a Wog Out Of Work.”
– Herald Sun

“Take your partner, take your best mate, even take your mum but maybe don’t take your priest.”
– Australian Stage