I am… 

Cheap yet Expensive 

Deep yet Shallow 

Thick yet Thin 

I’m Full of it. Are Youse

We’re all a mass of contradictions. Upyourselfness is the best psychological shield in a world that has gone crazy

Right now there’s an ugly bitchfight happening between political correctness & freedom of speech

It’s judgement day everyday these days. Paranoia is the new black. And free speech comes at a price

People are getting cancelled more regularly than a known carrier’s domestic flights

Walk thru the jungle of jargon and the hills of hilarity to find our way back to an individual’s true freedom UPYOURSELFNESS Of which, I myself, have a PhDs

“Effie still manages to shock and surprise her audience every time she opens her mouth, which is constantly.” Patrick Macdonald – Adelaide Advertiser 

Upcoming Dates

Ryde-Eastwood Leagues Club, West Ryde, NSW
Saturday 14th June, 8pm

Olympic Hotel, Preston, VIC
Wednesday 9th July, 8pm

Williamstown Italian Social Club, Williamstown, VIC
2 SHOWS | Saturday 12th July, 2.00pm & 7.15pm

Flamingos Live, Newcastle, NSW
Saturday 2nd August, 8.30pm

The Juniors, Kingsford, NSW
Saturday 9th August, 8pm