I am… 

Cheap yet Expensive 

Deep yet Shallow 

Thick yet Thin 

I’m Full of it. Are Youse

We’re all a mass of contradictions. Upyourselfness is the best psychological shield in a world that has gone crazy

Right now there’s an ugly bitchfight happening between political correctness & freedom of speech

It’s judgement day everyday these days. Paranoia is the new black. And free speech comes at a price

People are getting cancelled more regularly than a known carrier’s domestic flights

Walk thru the jungle of jargon and the hills of hilarity to find our way back to an individual’s true freedom UPYOURSELFNESS Of which, I myself, have a PhDs

“Effie still manages to shock and surprise her audience every time she opens her mouth, which is constantly.” Patrick Macdonald – Adelaide Advertiser 

Upcoming Dates

George Fairfax Theatre, Arts Centre Melbourne, VIC
as part of the Melbourne Comedy Festival
Friday 12th April, 8pm
Saturday 13th, 8pm
Thursday 18th April, 8pm
Friday 19th April, 8pm
Saturday 20th April, 8pm
Sunday 21st April, 7pm

Factory Theatre, Marrickville, NSW
as part of the Sydney Comedy Festival – Friday May 17th, 7pm

Concourse Concert Hall, Chatswood, NSW
as part of the Sydney Comedy Festival – Saturday May 18th, 7pm

Camden Civic Centre, Camden, NSW
Sunday May 19th, 7pm

The Princess Theatre, Brisbane
Sunday May 26th, 7.30pm