I am… 

Cheap yet Expensive 

Deep yet Shallow 

Thick yet Thin 

I’m Full of it. Are Youse

We’re all a mass of contradictions. Upyourselfness is the best psychological shield in a world that has gone crazy

Right now there’s an ugly bitchfight happening between political correctness & freedom of speech

It’s judgement day everyday these days. Paranoia is the new black. And free speech comes at a price

People are getting cancelled more regularly than a known carrier’s domestic flights

Walk thru the jungle of jargon and the hills of hilarity to find our way back to an individual’s true freedom UPYOURSELFNESS Of which, I myself, have a PhDs

“Effie still manages to shock and surprise her audience every time she opens her mouth, which is constantly.” Patrick Macdonald – Adelaide Advertiser 

Upcoming Dates

Mingara, Tumbi Umbi, NSW
Saturday July 20th, 8.30pm

Canterbury Leagues Club, Belmore, NSW
Friday August 9th, 8pm

Juniors, Kingsford, NSW
Friday August 23rd, 8.30pm

Pittwater RSL, Rock Lilly, NSW
Saturday August 24th, 8.30pm

Club Central, Hurstville, NSW
Saturday September 7th, 8.30pm

The Doylo, Doyalson, NSW
Friday September 13th, 8pm

Bankstown Sports Club, Bankstown, NSW
Saturday October 26th, 8.30pm

Evans Theatre Panthers, Penrith, NSW
Friday November 8th, 8pm

Wenty Leagues Club, Wentworthville, NSW
Saturday November 23rd, 7.30pm