I am… 

Cheap yet Expensive 

Deep yet Shallow 

Thick yet Thin 

I’m Full of it. Are Youse

We’re all a mass of contradictions. Upyourselfness is the best psychological shield in a world that has gone crazy

Right now there’s an ugly bitchfight happening between political correctness & freedom of speech

It’s judgement day everyday these days. Paranoia is the new black. And free speech comes at a price

People are getting cancelled more regularly than a known carrier’s domestic flights

Walk thru the jungle of jargon and the hills of hilarity to find our way back to an individual’s true freedom UPYOURSELFNESS Of which, I myself, have a PhDs

“Effie still manages to shock and surprise her audience every time she opens her mouth, which is constantly.” Patrick Macdonald – Adelaide Advertiser 

Upcoming Dates

The Story House, Geelong Performing Arts Centre, VIC
Friday January 17th, 7.30pm

Clocktower Centre, Moonee Ponds, VIC
Saturday January 18th, 8pm

The Joan, Penrith, NSW
Friday May 2nd, 8.45pm

Factory Theatre, Marrickville, NSW
Sunday May 4th, 8.30pm

Concourse Theatre, Chatswood, NSW
Saturday May 10th, 8.30pm