
I am…
Cheap yet Expensive
Deep yet Shallow
Thick yet Thin
I’m Full of it. Are Youse?
We’re all a mass of contradictions. Upyourselfness is the best psychological shield in a world that has gone crazy.
Right now there’s an ugly bitch–fight happening between political correctness & freedom of speech.
It’s judgement day everyday these days. Paranoia is the new black. And free speech comes at a price.
People are getting cancelled more regularly than a known carrier’s domestic flights.
Walk thru the jungle of jargon and the hills of hilarity to find our way back to an individual’s true freedom – UPYOURSELFNESS Of which, I myself, have a PhDs.
“Effie still manages to shock and surprise her audience every time she opens her mouth, which is constantly.” Patrick Macdonald – Adelaide Advertiser
Upcoming Dates
Ryde-Eastwood Leagues Club, West Ryde, NSW
Saturday 14th June, 8pm
Olympic Hotel, Preston, VIC
Wednesday 9th July, 8pm
Williamstown Italian Social Club, Williamstown, VIC
2 SHOWS | Saturday 12th July, 2.00pm & 7.15pm
Flamingos Live, Newcastle, NSW
Saturday 2nd August, 8.30pm
The Juniors, Kingsford, NSW
Saturday 9th August, 8pm