I am… 

Cheap yet Expensive 

Deep yet Shallow 

Thick yet Thin 

I’m Full of it. Are Youse? 

We’re all a mass of contradictions. Upyourselfness is the best psychological shield in a world that has gone crazy. 

Right now there’s an ugly bitch–fight happening between political correctness & freedom of speech. 

It’s judgement day everyday these days. Paranoia is the new black. And free speech comes at a price. 

People are getting cancelled more regularly than a known carrier’s domestic flights. 

Walk thru the jungle of jargon and the hills of hilarity to find our way back to an individual’s true freedom – UPYOURSELFNESS Of which, I myself, have a PhDs. 

“Effie still manages to shock and surprise her audience every time she opens her mouth, which is constantly.” Patrick Macdonald – Adelaide Advertiser 

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