I am… 

Cheap yet Expensive 

Deep yet Shallow 

Thick yet Thin 

I’m Full of it. Are Youse

We’re all a mass of contradictions. Upyourselfness is the best psychological shield in a world that has gone crazy

Right now there’s an ugly bitchfight happening between political correctness & freedom of speech

It’s judgement day everyday these days. Paranoia is the new black. And free speech comes at a price

People are getting cancelled more regularly than a known carrier’s domestic flights

Walk thru the jungle of jargon and the hills of hilarity to find our way back to an individual’s true freedom UPYOURSELFNESS Of which, I myself, have a PhDs

“Effie still manages to shock and surprise her audience every time she opens her mouth, which is constantly.” Patrick Macdonald – Adelaide Advertiser 

Upcoming Dates

Blacktown Workers Club, Blacktown, NSW
Saturday June 1st, 8pm

Liverpool Catholic Club, Prestons, NSW
Saturday June 22nd, 8.30pm

The Richmond Club, Richmond, NSW
Saturday June 29th, 8.30pm

Centro CBD, Wollongong, NSW
Friday July 5th, 8pm

Mingara, Tumbi Umbi, NSW
Saturday July 20th, 8.30pm

Canterbury Leagues Club, Belmore, NSW
Friday August 9th, 8pm

Pittwater RSL, Rock Lilly, NSW
Saturday August 14th, 8.30pm

Juniors, Kingsford, NSW
Saturday August 23rd, 8.30pm

Club Central, Hurstville, NSW
Saturday September 7th, 8.30pm

The Doylo, Doyalson, NSW
Saturday September 13th, 8pm

Bankstown Sports Club, Bankstown, NSW
Saturday October 26th, 8.30pm