People what’s happened in the last couple of years? Exactly! 

Talk about mental as anything. 

The sh*t hit the fan and there was no toilet paper to clean it with.

Me? I’d been in physical lockdown, sexually that is, for most of my life.

And I don’t wanna brag but…my hot husband and I clocked up a lot of
‘Rooting Frequent Flyer’ points. 

Yep I went from Bronze to Platinum in nine months.

But we’re all finally out. Out of the House and Out of the Pantry. 

Seriously it was so bad I thought about writing a COVID memoir called ‘Eat,
Pray, Eat.’

Come see my hit stage show, ‘Better Out Than In.’

And let me lift youse up where youse belong!

Upcoming Dates

Saturday JUNE 11th 2022, 6.30pm
at Wagga Wagga Civic Centre, NSW

Friday JULY 1st 2022, 8.00pm
at Bunjil Place, Narre Warren VIC

Friday JULY 8th 2022, 8pm
at Capital Theatre, Bendigo, VIC

Saturday JULY 9th 2022, 5.30pm & 8pm
at Gasworks Theatre, Albert Park, VIC

“Effie is sharp, funny and fearless”
– Daily Review

“You get the feeling Effie will never be a Wog Out Of Work.”
– Herald Sun

“Take your partner, take your best mate, even take your mum but maybe don’t take your priest.”
– Australian Stage