People what’s happened in the last couple of years? Exactly! 

Talk about mental as anything. 

The sh*t hit the fan and there was no toilet paper to clean it with.

Me? I’d been in physical lockdown, sexually that is, for most of my life.

And I don’t wanna brag but…my hot husband and I clocked up a lot of
‘Rooting Frequent Flyer’ points. 

Yep I went from Bronze to Platinum in nine months.

But we’re all finally out. Out of the House and Out of the Pantry. 

Seriously it was so bad I thought about writing a COVID memoir called ‘Eat,
Pray, Eat.’

Come see my hit stage show, ‘Better Out Than In.’

And let me lift youse up where youse belong!

Upcoming Dates

Friday FEBRUARY 4th 2022, 7.30pm
at BOTI at Miami Marketta, QLD

Saturday FEBRUARY 5th 2022, 7.45pm
at Brisbane Powerhouse, QLD

Saturday FEBRUARY 12th 2022, 8.00pm
at IPAC Theatre, Wollongong

Friday FEBRUARY 25th 2022, 8.00pm
at Blue Mountains Theatre, NSW

Saturday FEBRUARY 26th 2022, 8.30pm
at Ryde Eastwood Leagues Club, NSW

Friday MARCH 18th 2022, 8.30pm
at Revesby Worker’s Club, NSW

Saturday MARCH 19th 2022, 8.30pm
at St Mary’s Band Club, NSW

Friday JULY 1st 2022, 8.00pm
at Bunjil Place, Narre Warren VIC

Friday JULY 8th 2022, 8pm
at Capital Theatre, Bendigo, VIC

“Effie is sharp, funny and fearless”
– Daily Review

“You get the feeling Effie will never be a Wog Out Of Work.”
– Herald Sun

“Take your partner, take your best mate, even take your mum but maybe don’t take your priest.”
– Australian Stage