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effie’s new show!

FRIGID TO FERAL

touring 2026!

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The cover of a book titled 'Mary Pause' featuring a woman with shoulder-length hair, wearing a white top and holding her face with a distressed expression against a pink, purple, and green background.

Marypause is part reflection, part painful, part comical memoir exploring my whole physical life as a woman and young girl. The body is a funny thing until it isn’t.

Boobs are funny, balls are funny, and farts are funny—but only when they’re yours. Menopause, not so funny.

One day, you think you’re having a heart-attack. Next day, you’re crying like you’re auditioning for Niagara Falls: The Non Musical. I was Oblivia Newton-John about hormones. Not anymore.

marypause: a funny physical memoir anti-climaxing with menopause

purchase here